That is the dumbest card ever printed...Oh wait, UD made it. But I like your SBTB comparison. Could you imagine being 9 years old and pulling this card? I would be pissed enough to steal more money from my mom and buy more cards!
Nice reference and all, but Kent Hrbek's phone card is the greatest of all time....of course, you have to realize, I'm a bit biased--being a Twins fan and all. ;)